BAR MENU 🍾

✨ Mondays = Main Character Energy

  • 30% off ALL food (yes queen, even fries)
  • 👑 Drag Bingo • 9PM • FREE — Follow our IG for the next kiki
  • 🍹 Happy Hour 4–8PM — serve, sip, slay

🦞 Tuesdays = Tequila Trauma

  • BOGO Tequila — shots, margs, no regrets 🪩
  • 🍹 Happy Hour 4–8PM

🍤 Wednesdays = Shrimp Daddy Hour

  • $10/lb Cajun Shrimp Boils + BOGO Whiskey 🥃
  • 🍹 Happy Hour 4–8PM

❄️ Thursdays = Cheap Thrills

  • $5 Modelos & Topo Chico all night — hydration is gay culture 💧
  • $15 pitchers + $5 beer bongs (sloppy chic)
  • 🎧 DJ Lord Izac 9PM — bring the drama
  • 🍹 Happy Hour 4–8PM

💥 Fridays = Crawfish Chaos

  • $10/lb Crawfish Boils
  • 🎯 Spin → shot → mess → repeat
  • 🍹 Happy Hour 4–8PM

🍾 Sat & Sun Brunch (2–4PM)

  • $19 Bottomless Mimosas + Bloody Marys 🍅
  • 😇 Confess your sins at brunch — we’re not your priest

🦀 Dive Bar Decadence (but make it camp)

  • 🔥 Cajun boils that slap harder than your ex
  • ❄️ Slushies stronger than your situationship
  • ☕ Espresso Martini Slushies = legal therapy
  • 💙 Jello syringe shots: Blue Razz, Starburst, Cherry (doctor’s orders)
  • 🍭 Jolly Rancher vodka = chaos in 2 sips
  • 🎯 Spin the Wheel: fate decides your next bad idea
  • 🪧 Specials scribbled in ✨gay chalk✨